I wish Quidditch Was Real lol

That sport looks brutal but the feel of a broomstick between your legs would be awesome And face it, some of the players are pretty hot and the breeches would be quite a nice thing to look at on the professional player imo.

Okay, HP geek out over lol

You just made my entire night. I'm a HUGE HP nerdface(I've dressed up and been to midnight releases for everything since book 4).

And I oh so completely agree with you. Quidditch would be amazing.

I saw an episode of Jeopardy once during one of their teen tournaments, and one of the contestants had come up with Muggle Quidditch. I thought, how fun!

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A broomstick between the legs, high up in the air sounds painful!

It looks like amazing fun though. Perhaps a new kind of jock pad or something? lol

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one way or ANOTHER....i will go to Hogwartz!!!!

I think it'd be fun to be a Seeker in Muggle Quidditch: they get to grab the Snitch's balls.

Quidditch: Real Life Muggle Quidditch Is Sweeping The Nation

"I knew a thousand ambitions that died of laziness; weariness of nothing-to-do while everything was yet to be done." --Edgar Pangborn, Davy

"There is nothing I want to do
and too much
that has to be done..."
--Audre Lorde, "Hanging Fire"

I would much rather fly without a broom distroying my abilaty to get an erection. If a bike seat is bad for you a broom has got to be way more distructive. I would like to have the magical powers and be an animagus. I wonder what animal I would become?

Minus the sexual thoughts, Quidditch would be amazing!

I'm 18 and a freshman in college, what's not to like?

I have been pretty tame recently but I am known to get a little wild from time to time.

Well, on topic, this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long long time.

YouTube - Wizard People, Dear Reader - THE CRIBBAGE MATCH (Chapter 19)

Bananaphone!

I had a friend who was an avid bike-rider, but suffered greatly from a lot of testicular/scrotal pain as a result, which inhibited his sex drive (and, one might suppose, ruined my chances of getting laid...but that's another story, nevermind, anyway...)

I don't know about you, but if I were an animagus, I'd turn into a snake. I've always wanted to slither.

"I knew a thousand ambitions that died of laziness; weariness of nothing-to-do while everything was yet to be done." --Edgar Pangborn, Davy

"There is nothing I want to do
and too much
that has to be done..."
--Audre Lorde, "Hanging Fire"

"The heat off of Harry alone warms the airy field of play..."



"Major Wood"...:l aughing:...um, yeah.

"Like a leopard, Harry uses voracious mouth as his catcher..."

Gawd, I hope so.

I am a beautiful animal.

"I knew a thousand ambitions that died of laziness; weariness of nothing-to-do while everything was yet to be done." --Edgar Pangborn, Davy

"There is nothing I want to do
and too much
that has to be done..."
--Audre Lorde, "Hanging Fire"

Oh come on guys, a broomstick wedged right between some muscular thighs as the broom vibrates underneath your balls and the wood caressing your dick as it gets harder and harder from the constant movement of the broomstick from the wind and maneuvers ?

Quidditch is ripe for sexual innuendoes lol

One thing that always bugged me though - do they have separate locker rooms for the male and female players ? It is never really mentioned in the books either if they do have locker rooms and showers near the pitch.

And a more worrying thought - do they wear jockstraps and cups for protection ? I mean, if a bludger to the head can render you immobile for a week, imagine one of those buggers smacking right into your unprotected balls and dick ! Eeeekkkk :(

OKay, not the reasons why I would love it...
The fact that you can fly etc, wow, the freedom that you will feel!

Dude, you aren't a lady... you can't sit "sidesaddle" on those things. Basically, what I'm saying politely is that your balls will be mashed.