#4 option would be fun. I mean, honestly, we're on a website with a bunch of size queens. There would be someone willing to handle it, even if some size queens wouldn't. I also agree about being in porn. If you had a #4 option going. Somebody would put you in a porno. Then to top it all off, to be a dancer. The size would scare most, but hypnotize the rest. Would love to do that and have a scene like out of "Bachelor Party" where the male stripper has his dick in a hot dog bun disguised like a hot dog. Then to have a woman grab it and tug on it and look in disbelief at the size and that it's attached to me. I'm thinking a foot long with a 7" circumference. That would rock!