one night stand last night

Jennuine73 · 12-21-2008

I hope the seed you planted in me last night doesn't grow into a baby. At least if it does, I hope it's a girl because you sucked in bed. That scream? That was your hand resting on my hair. The self satisfied look you had on your face made me ask you if you were constipated. You didn't know what that meant though. Anyone have a turkey baster or sell the morning after pill at a discount?

tekn0assassin · 12-21-2008

OMG.
Is the turkey baster for use as an enema? better get the one for the 20+ pounders then....

Zuriel · 12-21-2008

you must enjoy it when it burns when you pee.

tekn0assassin · 12-21-2008

different folks, different strokes, apparently.......

jeff black · 12-21-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by hung1988

met a girl last night and went back to her place, she told me to wear a condom but I said I didn't need one because I had a vasectomy 2 years ago but I lied and shot a big load of sperm inside of her. I hope I got her pregnant but the best part about it is she has no idea who I am (name, where I live).

This is the 2nd time I have done this, last year while in Seattle I did the same thing the funny thing is 3 weeks ago I had to be in Seattle for work and I found the girl and she had a little child with her. I want to spread my seed all around the USA (trying to father 50 kids). I now have 2 and hope last night will lead to 3.

That's a lovely make believe story. Have you considered writing for Newsweek for Trolls?? I hear they are hiring.

pym · 12-21-2008

exwhyzee · 12-21-2008

Badass wannabe.

Industrialsize · 12-21-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by hung1988

met a girl last night and went back to her place, she told me to wear a condom but I said I didn't need one because I had a vasectomy 2 years ago but I lied and shot a big load of sperm inside of her. I hope I got her pregnant but the best part about it is she has no idea who I am (name, where I live).

This is the 2nd time I have done this, last year while in Seattle I did the same thing the funny thing is 3 weeks ago I had to be in Seattle for work and I found the girl and she had a little child with her. I want to spread my seed all around the USA (trying to father 50 kids). I now have 2 and hope last night will lead to 3.

Do you pay child support for all the children you have fathered?

MickeyLee · 12-21-2008

children he's fathered? this boy is paying palimony to Kleenx and hand lotion.

ML

*pokes the troll*

MarkLondon · 12-21-2008

You barebacked a person who'll fuck a stranger and can't trace you? Good luck, man.

vince · 12-21-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by MickeyLee

children he's fathered? this boy is paying palimony to Kleenx and hand lotion.

EXACTLY. Weak little boy's imagination has got the better of him.

Cuban · 12-22-2008

use condoms.. or you will get an Std.... and you wont complete your nonsense idea...

invisibleman · 12-22-2008

Any man can seed. But can you cultivate?

omgiswatdeysay · 12-22-2008

Ya know...if someone wanted to really make a case out of this, all they would have to do is politely ask a Mod for the snapshot of your I.P. address. With it, you can be tracked down, pulled out the door, tarred and feathered, kicked in the jimmy, pistol whipped repeatedly, then...after all the fun is said and done can you be processed for child support.

Remember this you fucking clown shoe....wherever you roam online, your leaving digital foot prints. You will be caught, you will be tried, and you will be found wanting.

Hopefully, the next time you decide to spout off at the cum catcher you realize this.

bigrick1970 · 12-22-2008

Thats messed up