Erm, "my dick" or " my cock" usually.
The word I utter the most when I look down between my legs is usually "already?" if that means anything. 
Pet names are a little too cute for a cock, I think? For me, 'cute' implies small and/or harmless; not something I'd rather associate my penis with, unless I'm gunning for the sarcastic angle.
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Originally Posted by mercurialbliss  Roux |
C'mon, I'm not
always a big dick.