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Old 12-07-2007   #15 (permalink)
yngjock20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tripod View Post
You know what are the signs that you might be gay?

1). Wanting to passionately kissing a man
2). Wanting to feel his body next to yours
3). BEING ATTRACTED TO HIS ASS and in general getting turned on by men's butts.
4). Loving the way a man's natural musk smells
5). Wanting a man to rub his mustache on your face and loving to feel a man with a beard go down on you.
6). Being attracted to beard stuble
7). Being turned off by viewing a vagina that has large labia
8). Wanting to stick your cock up a rectum...
9). Wanting to rub and touch a hairy ass
10). Wanting to dance with a man.
I'm with novice. I struck out on a couple of these. I guess my parents can be happy knowing that their gay son musn't really be gay!

(P.S. the fact that I used the word "musn't" makes me gay by default.)