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In Gary Griffin's book, "Penis Enlargement Methods", he reports Milton Berle was approached by an inebriated man who wanted to wager that his penis was larger. Milton calmly invited him into a nearby men's room

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Old 10-08-2003   #16 (permalink)
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In Gary Griffin's book, "Penis Enlargement Methods", he reports Milton Berle was approached by an inebriated man who wanted to wager that his penis was larger. Milton calmly invited him into a nearby men's room where he pulled out just enough of his penis to win the bet. He adds that even conservative estimates place his emdowment at 11".

As for Jack Cassady and his sons, Griffin reports that Neal Cassady (if he is a son) was known to be monstrously hung. In Jack Kerouac's "On the Road", he speaks of Cassady's enormous dangle and jokes about his standing in the living room while washing "it" in the bathroom.

Griffin reports on 58 cock sizes belonging to actors, politicians, authors, artists, musicians, historical figures, and contemporary figures of note. Some of them might surprise you.
 
Old 10-08-2003   #17 (permalink)
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hard2hide: For those of you who wondered about Arnold, here is an old photo of him.

http://www.bulgereport.com/images/ar...arzenegger.jpg
 
Old 10-10-2003   #18 (permalink)
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thefrench_h: [quote author=rain link=board=meetgreet;num=1065450629;start=0#3 date=10/06/03 at 1030]In *the movie 'On Any Given Sunday', there's a locker room scene where Cameron Diaz walks in and a large-ish black guy is standing in the room facing her.[/quote]
Here are a few caps of this scene (very average quality, from a DivX)

http://web.newsguy.com/stroke/anygivensunday/

Cameron looks quite surprised on the 1st one :-)
 
Old 10-10-2003   #19 (permalink)
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Imagine the auditions for that scene.

"But, sir! *You've already seen over 1500 naked men! *Just pick one!"

"Sorry, none are right for the part. *NEXT!"

Pecker

(The difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag: *one is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with...the other is used to carry groceries.)
 
Old 10-10-2003   #20 (permalink)
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hungcuriousNC: Oh, what is in the closing credits for "Wild Things"? Do tell...
 
Old 10-10-2003   #21 (permalink)
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Lovembig: :D You may have been misled to thinking there was some large penises in the ending credits, but if I remember correctly, the closing credits answer the questions you had while watching the movie. I loved this movie but got more enjoyment watching the hot three-way than seeing skinny Kevin Bacon's penis. :P
 
Old 10-15-2003   #22 (permalink)
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tracksuitboy: dable_wi is correct about Pier Paolo Passolini's "Canterbury Tales". *Passolini also directed the infamous "Salo: 120 Days of Soddom" based on the de Sade book. *Set in Fascist Germany, a bunch of all-powerful burgermeisters take a group of teenagers to a remote house and perform every imaginable sex act on them (absolute power currupts absolutely). *Several of the guards are hung like horses, showing considerable bulges in their uniforms. *There is a torture scene at the end (not for the squeamish!) where the guards are mostly naked and several of them display dicks of around 6 - 9" soft (assuming that is that they are real but as the film was made in the late 70's there was certainly no digital enhancing). *The film has been released on DVD in the UK (btw, so is "Canterbury Tales", and Passolini's other two "life films" "The Arabian Nights" and "The Decameron"
 
Old 10-15-2003   #23 (permalink)
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baaa: OK, this is not a movie, but on WWE wrestling their is a wrestler called Sheldon Bengiman. You can clearly see the outline of his cock thru his shorts.
 
Old 10-15-2003   #24 (permalink)
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CardiffDillon: I've got both Canterbury Tales and Salo by Pasolini. The guy in Canterbury Tales is very real and very big. I tried to take some captures of him from the DVD so I could post them on the chat site but I'm afraid the technology got the better of me!

The guards in Salo are wearing prosthetic dicks, and I didn't even think they were particulary convincing ones

cheers

Dillon
 
Old 10-15-2003   #25 (permalink)
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Thanks for thinking of us and trying, CardiffDillon. Tracksuitboy says Canterbury Tales DVD is available in the UK; would you be able to tell me how I could get one to the US through the internet or mail? This thread has stimulated my interest! Thanks, again, for your info.
 
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longtimelurker: [quote author=RoysToy link=board=meetgreet;num=1065450629;start=20#24 date=10/15/03 at 11:30:13]Thanks for thinking of us and trying, CardiffDillon. *Tracksuitboy says Canterbury Tales DVD is available in the UK; would you be able to tell me how I could get one to the US through the internet or mail? *This thread has stimulated my interest! *Thanks, again, for your info. [/quote]

Amazon stock it - strangely enough, the UK site is WAY cheaper than the US one, at £19 (about $25-30) vs $90!!! Well, there is a first time for everything!
 
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awellhungboi: Be warned, guys. *Salo is not for the faint of heart! *Although I think it's a great film. *(And, for the record it's set in fascist Italy, not Germany) I really liked Pasolini's version of the Decameron and Arabian Nights too.

Criterion used to have Salo available on DVD--but it's out of print now. *You could probably find it on Ebay.
I don't remember noticing any of the cocks in the films.

Since we're discussing art films, Peter Greenway's Propsero's Books has more male and female nudity than just about any other movie, including some rather big guys.

Also in the middle of Pola X there's an inexplicable, and quite gratuitous, but very explicit sex scene. *The guy in that is pretty long.

Oh, I thought of one more. *In Mike Leigh's Naked, there's a brief nude scene of the lead actor David Thewlis naked. *He's in shadows, and moving, and I was drunk when I watched it many years ago, but it looked to me at the time that he was pretty well hung.
 
Old 10-16-2003   #28 (permalink)
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mindseye: [quote author=soojimmy link=board=meetgreet;num=1065450629;start=0#0 date=10/06/03 at 07:21:29] I believe the biggest one I've seen is from that spanish film "Sex and Lucia", I think the actor's name is Daniel Freire. However I'm not dead certain that it's his cock, could be a body double. [/quote]


The movie itself isn't very good -- and I agree, it looks like Freire could be using a body double -- they cut away from his face to show his cock in the shadows for a moment, then cut back to his face.

If anyone's curious, I've uploaded a screen capture from the film that I can leave up for a few days.
 
Old 10-16-2003   #29 (permalink)
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tracksuitboy: Longtimelurker got in a reply before me, but you can buy all the Passolini films from amazon.co.uk. *Beware though that they are UK releases and will be Region 2 (Europe), you are Region 1 (USA). *However, if your DVD player is multi-region, so there will be no problems playing back. *And, Monstro is absolutely right and I stand corrected, Salo is set in Italy and not Germany! *As CardiffDillon says, the dicks in Salo may well be prosthetics but, what the hell! Salo is a truly amazing film but BE WARNED it is definitely not for those of a nervous disposition!!
 
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hard2hide: The old Disney Zorro reruns show a lot of bulge. Don Diego (Guy Williams) was really hung. I am surprised that Walt allowed so much crotch bulge in the show. But that was the late 1950s when society was not as prudish.
 

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