Long Penis Accidents

bigsoft: Have any of you guys had accidents with your long cocks?

When I was a kid, I had just finished my bath and went to my dresser to get a pair of briefs. I pulled the middle drawer open and grabbed a pair of underwear. I proceeded to push the drawer closed with a thrust of my waist. Suddenly there was a sharp pain in my groin. I screamed and tried to step back, but I couldn't because my cock was slammed in the drawer. Luckily, my brother was in the room and helped me open the drawer. Mom heard the screaming and came running. She made sure that I had not seriously injured myself and made me sit down for an hour with an ice bag on my package. After that I was more careful when closed drawers.

Another time when I was in my early 20s, I was in bed my girlfriend. My cock was hard and pointing down the leg of my boxers. I was on my back and she began to pull my shorts off. As soon as the waistband cleared the head of my cock, it sprang straight up and hit her in the jaw. She had a small cut on her lip, but she was okay. We both laughed about it later. She suggested that I have safety warnings printed on my boxer shorts.

:o

Last year while I was changing at the gym I made the mistake of pulling down my pants and underwear with a semi. I was pefectly visible to the two people in front of me. As soon as my pants came of my half hard 10" cock flopped out. They were suprised enough to comment LOUDLY.

I was so embarassed!

...probably as funny as the several occasions in which I've had some form of a hardon and had no choice but to dive in with my hand to adjust it beneath the desk. Sorry, but I'm sure people knew what I was doing even though I was trying my hardest to be discreet.

LOL ditto Dee! ;D

Oh, this reminds me of the guy who invented Bermuda shorts. According to lore, he would go around, snipping ppl's pant legs off at the knee and writing notes on them, hence the Bermuda font today. One time, he found a particularly endowed man, and gave him what he later said in court was "a rabbinical procedure." :o

I've had accidents involving it flopping around and hitting my balls before. And I've hit the cervix on more than a few occasions.

Headbutts! If anyone works with kids/has kids, they will know what I mean. When kids run up to you, they don't bother slowing down as they approach, they just run full speed till they hit your legs, and use your balls as air bags!

Oops, johnstone!

Don't poke their eyes out! ;)

Pecker

When my little cousin was beginning to walk, he would use people's pants legs or skirts to pull himself up into a standing position. I'm shorter than most men; he found something more substantial on me than mere fabric to help hoist himself up. So he was getting up, but I was going down (with gritted teeth! :o)!

DMW,

ROFLMAOPMP (rolling 1000 times) !!!

blak9: Hey I closed mine in a drawer one time too. Thankfully it wasn't hard enough to cause damage or break skin.
Also, sometimes while using the restroom my penis dips in shitty water (sorry about the vulgarity...how else could I say it?) I don't know if you would call this an accident but I cetainly don't do it on purpose.

ruscorp: I once got mine caught in a cab door. :o

Finedessert: [quote author=ruscorp link=board=meetgreet;num=1034031890;start=0#10 date=10/09/02 at 09:16:52]I once got mine caught in a cab door. *:o[/quote]

OMG ROFLMAO: How fast did you have to run before you got the cab door back open.

Grandpa

I've had to deal with "high-tide" too, blak9. Since I didn't have indoor plumbing until I moved to LA, I quickly learned to not piss while shitting, and to keep it out of the toilet. It looks funny, but that's the best I can do. LOFL

ruscorp: [quote author=Finedessert link=board=meetgreet;num=1034031890;start=0#11 date=10/09/02 at 11:55:46]

OMG *ROFLMAO: How fast did you have to run before you got the cab door back open.

Grandpa
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Perhaps I should join the Small Penis Support Group after that accident?

Ruscorp -

I'd expect, if it weren't completely severed, it must be half a block long. :o

Pecker