Long Penis Accidents

rawkstar: oh wow, where to start

While meeting my gf's parents for the first time, their dog (a lab), can running full speed towards me. I was busy shaking hands and didn't pay attention as the dog realized it had no traction on the wood floor. He skidding head first right into my package! On my knees and a little watery eyed, I tried to keep my cool and mentioned what a nice dog he was, hahah.


Spending the night at a friends house only to wake up to his girlfriend jumping on me...but the problem was that I had morning wood! Needless to say we were both shocked, haha.


Another pet story: One ex had a cat that would sleep with us in the bed sometimes. I was never crazy about the cat, but I never had a reason to dislike it until one night where I got up out of bed naked to use the bathroom. Groggy and not paying attention I didn't notice the cat croutching at the corner of the bed - waiting for me. All of the sudden - seemed like slow motion - the cat lunged for my hanging dick! I don't think I've ever moved that fast, it reminded me of "The Matrix" but my hand caught that cat mid-air and that was the end of that! But wow, that could have been bad!

hungcuriousNC: Come on Mux.. spill the rest of the stories!!!

HungJordan: This is a little acci denti of sorts: I discovered too later that the zipper to my jeans had broken once I got to work. So I was 'XYX' for most of the day.

And yes people did notice even though I thought I had covered it up with my botton down shirt.

:-/

lomejorhombre: I am a teacher now, but in the past I have worked in many occupations from EMT to peach picker and from Plastic toy maker at a factory to a chicken carver at another. But basically the worst accident I have had happened while working construction. It was entirely my fault for not waering my usual protection that I have mentioned before is necessary all the time, but hey sometime you just get tired of being cramped up. Anyway I was hoisting up a sheet of decking for a roof we were installing, which is basically just a full sheet of plywood, and I thought that the person on the roof had the board and I let go. Unfortunately, he did not and the board fell right on to me I tried to catch it with my leg, and did, however my penis was way out of alignment and was consequently pinched by the board against my leg. It was one of the most excruciating pains I have ever felt and had to explain to my forman, why I had to go home, the bruising was horrible and it was swollen to days!!(swollen in a bad way obviously) :'(

feared: one of my cats snuck under my covers one night, and decided it'd be a good idea to bite me right on the end of my dick. i was out of bed before i realised what the fuck happened.

once while wearing long shorts, one of my friend's daughters jumped on my lap, and missed my leg. what she didnt miss though, was my flaccid penis lying inside my shorts, and she stomped it right into the ground. that REALLY fucking sucked.

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AUncut10in: I was watching TV in the family room and fell asleep on the couch. I guess I got a hard on while sleeping which crawled out my shorts. I woke up with my Dog licking my dick. Fortunately she didn't bite.

A guy who bought a car from me agreed to repair another as partial payment, I had been to his house a couple of times and knew he keep monkeys in an adjoining section, but, not knowing he also let them from time to time have free range of his living quarters, and not knowing the habits and characteristics of them, I once rang his front door bell.

He called out: "It's not locked, come in". So, upon opening the door and taking a step inside, a monkey grabbed my right calf and climbed up my leg to my crotch before I knew what was happening. Hanging on to my cock, he kept his hold as I began walking across the room, trying to get him off. Thank God, I had on long pants, which might have given some protection, but the pain was intense, none the less.

My friend had come through the house to meet me and help get it off of me, but not before I had probably alarmed the neighbors with my shouts! He asked if I was 'hurt' and I managed to tell him I would have to look to know for sure how badly.

Since he wanted to see, I took down my pants and underwear to inspect. My dick was angry looking, but no blood, thankfully. I was married at the time, so, I guess needless to say, there was no intentional dick hardening activities for several days.

The monkey's owner told me that particular monkey would sometimes do that with strangers! I never went to his front door again!

rainfletcher: * When I was in high school, I was riding a mountain bike down a bumpy hill and somehow slid off the back of the seat. Every time I hit a bump and the bike jumped backwards, the edge of the seat would pound on my poor cock. The top half was completely black and blue for about 4 or 5 days. I was too embarrased to go see anyone about it, and was just sure it would never work right.....

* Just yesterday, I was getting out of the car. I was wearing shorts, and they'd sort of hiked up as I got in the car, such that my dick was sticking out by just a little bit. When i got out, I swung my leg out the door, and in the process sort of rolled my dick underneath me. And as I slid across the seat, gave the top of my dick head a nice little rug burn. OUCH!

* My little boy has kicked me more than a few times while changing diapers. And stomped on my balls a few times in the tub, too. He seems to have a knack...