Long Penis Accidents

aussiechick63: Ruscorp : I want to know what it was doing to get caught in the cab door in the first place. There has to be a story in that somewhere !!

thatsme: I had one of the standard home weight benches and somehow the screw or pin that supports the seat came out and I caught the tip in that space between the seat and the upper bench when it collapsed.

I had a gym accident too, not as dramatic as thatsme, but still pretty painful.

I was using a "pullover" machine, where you force a bar downwards from above you. It has a cross piece which at the extreme point of each repetition would hover above your torso just below the waist.

This was at a point where I was handling a pretty hefty stack of weights. I pulled down for the next rep., the pin flew out and I brought the cross bar crashing down about an inch below my "head". Very nearly instant decapitation.

Mux: My accidents range from zipper pinches... I'm not going into detail with that; my thing slapping my balls when i jog; my thing hitting guys when i play basketball (at 6'9'') it hits friends on their stomachs and chest depending onhow tall they are. There are others but too funny and embarrassing to tell. :-D

ruscorp: [quote author=aussiechick63 link=board=meetgreet;num=1034031890;start=15#15 date=10/10/02 at 0344]Ruscorp : I want to know what it was doing to get caught in the cab door in the first place. There has to be a story in that somewhere !![/quote]

Stoking in the back. ;D

Latest incident happened at work today. I usually horseplay with a fellow host at the restaurant, and to pass the time we snap each other with the towels used to clean off the marker board at the host stand. I aimed high, whapped him good on his chest, and he aimed a bit low... successfully snapping right on my softie.

Yeah... he almost died thereafter. :)

Interesting note, though. He's well endowed too. 8.5".

RainDance: The most bizarre accident befell me in first grade, and I'm not really sure exactly how... We had these 'teeter-totters' which were basically big curved arches of steel tubing with seats on opposite ends... We would carry then out during recess and then carry then back in... It was a duty and a privalege because when it was your turn to carry it out you got first dibs on riding... Anyway, some kid and I were carrying it in after recess one day and we dropped it as we were lifting it over a curb. Somehow an exposed screw scratched me through my pants. I didn't notice the blood (just a little scratch) until I was using the bathroom, but it scared me enough that I told my teacher (who oddly enough was also my fourth cousin) and, as my time-clouded memory recalls, showed her. I remember the old withered school nurse very well, unfortunately, and her comment that that was a very big scratch for a little boy... No contact, but still bordering on the abusive, at least creepy...

tenntugger: Not paying enogh attention while reupholstering a chair once. I was leaning in toward the chair and as I was stapeling I pinched the tip of my dick between the base of the stapeler and the handle as it came down. :o

Thought I would dye! I ran screaming cuss words and pulling my pants down to look.

No bleeding, but a blood blister and a damn sore bruise!

Got a new stapler that squeeses the other direction!

FieldRatt9: Me and an ex-gf were foreplaying on the couch. We were hot, naked and heading toward home plate when she stood up and said...I gotta pee. She ran from the room. I sat up in the couch and was reaching for a glass of water that was to the side when she bounced into the room and jumped on me. Because of the sitting position I was in and being almost fully erect my penis was caught at a 45 degree angle. Had she had more hip angle I'm sure I woulda slid right into her hole but...since we weren't "lined up"...my cock jammed into her "taint" and it felt like it folded in half!!! I screamed, she screamed and we were both on the floor in pain. I kid you not...after 10 minutes of heavy breathing and holding my poor aching cock in my hands I was able to sit up. She was sitting on the couch looking scared. She offered me an ice bag which I gladly acepted. I seen my doctor a few days later. He was laughing but said I was ok. He told me to not have sex for 7 days. Was not a problem!

Taint? Now THAT'S a new name for it.

KevK: I can sympathize with Johnstone and the headbutts of little kids. I've got toddler twins and they often blast into me at full tilt. I've crumpled a couple of times in the kitchen. And once my son, still going through a biting phase decided to bite me you-know-where. There are times I wish it shriveled up a bit more to make less of a target. :o

biggbenn8: 2 stories...

1) ALWAYS wear something when cooking, specifically BAKING- have burned my foresking twice on the oven door. Once I was closing the door and it bumped the foreskin as it slammed shut-no damage- just scared the fool out of me. Second time I was busy leaning in, checking temperature with a gauge and didn't realize I was 'dangling' so much... I think I heard the slight sizzle before it downed on me what happened... that was a real bitch to heal...

2) Anyone else have a dog? My sons got me a bassett puppy- (smells are EVERYTHING to this dog)...anyhow I was nude around the house (usually am) and the puppy came wandering in... we all have teased him with the 'dangle something and watch him crab it..." well my limp cock was flopped down and over the cushion.. he swiped at it- and I jumped! from then on (until adult hood (for the dog) I learned to 'sit and tuck' when nude..

Also had the instance of waking up with a morning throbbing wood to have the puppy jump at it "its a toy! lets play"- I did a standing, roll in the sheet and stand in .02 seconds- a new sport!

FieldRatt9: [quote author=jonb link=board=meetgreet;num=1034031890;start=15#24 date=11/17/02 at 1040]Taint? Now THAT'S a new name for it.[/quote]

Taint is the name for the area between the butt hole and the fun hole...."Taint ass, taint pussy" ::)

I know how biggbenn8 feels when it comes to dogs! I have a labrador who is still pretty much a pup and when lying in bed I would wiggle my feet about and he would chew away. Well one morning I woke up to my dog chewing away, and then suddenly he pounced on my morning woody. Not very painful but very VERY scarey!

biggbenn8: A friend (also uncut) told me the horror story of sitting on the edge of his bed, 'flopping' while putting on socks...and suddenly the new kitten came in and tried to 'pounce' on the 'kitty toy'...said she missed by (literally) a hair! said he came VERY close to getting punctured...

ugh