Funny sexual terms

Sometimes I hear some sexual term that I couldn't ever guess what it means, and then I learn, and it makes total sense. So what are some of your favorites.

Here's mine: Cincinnati Bowtie. A reverse tit-fuck, so the balls lay on the neck like a flesh bowtie.

When I heard that, it made so much sense, and was funny as hell.

Pittsburgh Platter.

Blumpkin.

Felching.

Saddlebagging.

Cleveland Steamroller.

Hot Lunch.

Two in the pink and one in the stink.

Two in the blood and one in the mud.

Two in the gash and one in the trash.

Some of my favorite funny sexual terms are.
1. The Filthy Sanchez
2. The Rusty Trombone
3. The Donkey Punch
4. The Shocker
5. Tea Bagging
6. A Hot Lunch
7. The Pearl Necklace

Feltching wins it for me. What a weird name.

It seems like the majority of the great names, the sex act involves gross "why would anyone do that" sex acts.

Teabagging always made me giggle. I don't think that one is particularly repugnant (dare I say I quite like it), but I agree just about all of the others are off-putting. All the ones that I know of, anyway. The others I don't are probably best left a mystery!

What kind of freaky shit is going down in Ohio?

My guess is that they're all having hot lunches.

i always thought the angry pirate was one of the worsts.

Urban Dictionary: The Angry Pirate

Frottage. Sounds like a disease or a kind of transportation term.

"Shag wit" always made me laugh.

Australian based one "up to your nuts in guts" is typically direct

Santorum - If you know anything about the politician it's named after the term makes perfect sense.