Smallest Dick You've Ever Seen

Charles88: The smallest penis that I have ever seen was this guy, and it had to have been 3 inches long erect and about 1 inch around. And it was even fucking smaller when it was soft. I was astonished, when I saw it. I saw it when we were in this locker room in the 8th grade. I couldn't help but feel sorry for him and feel so much more thankful that I have a big dick. A bunch of the other kids were laughing at him to make it worse.

What is the smallest penis you have ever seen?

The little dick you saw was bigger than one or two I have seen that actually showed only the end of the head sticking out of the pubes. They both belonged to heavy set guys whose belly fat hung down over the genital area.

I guess we can get accustomed to anything if we live with it long enough, but, dern, what a bummer to grow accustomed to! Like you, Charles88, I'm thankful for every inch I have.

Luke

warmsunshine: I've been with a few guys that had smaller ones in my life and while it was a surprise at first, I think I handled it with aplomb.

They actually were pretty good in the sex dept. *While it would have been fun to "play with a big one", the fact that they were much smaller than average didn't really detract from the experience, overall.

The first one was probably about 4" and had average thickness, the second about 3", and more "pencil-ish" around and the third maybe 4.5" with again, an average thickness.

James249620002000: REmember, some of those small dicks are regular sized when erect. They may be growers and not showers.

warmsunshine: No...those were erect sizes I was talking about....I should know...hehe.

Lovembig: Charles, you saw a kid in the 8th grade in the locker room with an erect penis? Geez, what were you guys doing? :D

Charles88: I think that he actually turned out to be gay. So who knows what he was thinking.....

Shelby: On my neighbor's cat. He was cleaning himself and this thing popped out that looked like a pink incense cone. Must of been a good 1/4" long. :D


ps - I don't mean to bust on you Charles88, but isn't it a bit cruel to post the name and diminutive dimensions of someone on the internet for all to see? What if his wife, friends or coworkers were to stumble across this site? Unless it already is, please consider modifying your post and replacing ??'s name with a pseudonym. (I'm just trying to be considerate...)

Well, if Charles88 were to meet up with Preston Bell in a lockerroom today he might be surprised to find that Mr. Bell has done quite a bit of growing since the 8th grade. I know I have.

:o

Pecker

I just read Hillary's book. It should not be tossed aside lightly - it should be thrown with great force.

mindseye: Or more likely: Charles88 is 15 years old, still in the 8[sup]th[/sup] grade, and unwisely thought this thread would be a funny joke to play at Preston Bell's expense.

[quote author=mindseye link=board=meetgreet;num=1071686511;start=0#9 date=12/18/03 at 1700]Or more likely: Charles88 is 15 years old, still in the 8[sup]th[/sup] grade, and unwisely thought this thread would be a funny joke to play at Preston Bell's expense. [/quote]

Yeah, I also kind of think that 88 indicates his year of birth, but his profile says he's 18, so there's nothing we can do about it. I would hope that an 18 year old would not do something as immature as post the name of a former classmate when labelling as under-endowed, but I know better than to assume such.

A little bit of searching produced this...
In his first post at LPSG:
[quote author=Charles88 link=board=personals;num=1058403180;start=0#3 date=07/27/03 at 18:43:34]I am also hung.....19 yo............[/quote]

Yet his profile states that he's 18. Curious that Charles can't make up his mind how old he is!

guajero: the smallest one i have ever seen was maybe three or four inches long and not very thick. but oh could that boy fuck. he was SO amazing in bed that he practically made me cum from him touching my knee. if only he hadn't moved 3000 miles away.
gordito

Tender: [quote author=Pecker link=board=meetgreet;num=1071686511;start=0#8 date=12/18/03 at 15:58:55]I just read Hillary's book. *It should not be tossed aside lightly - it should be thrown with great force.
[/quote]

i agree!

:D
Tender

[quote author=Pecker link=board=meetgreet;num=1071686511;start=0#8 date=12/18/03 at 15:58:55]Well, if Charles88 were to meet up with Preston Bell in a lockerroom today he might be surprised to find that Mr. Bell has done quite a bit of growing since the 8th grade. *I know I have.

:o

Pecker

I just read Hillary's book. *It should not be tossed aside lightly - it should be thrown with great force.

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I whole heartedly disagree!