I was once in the company of a guy telling of an experience he’d had with a menstruating woman. He hadn’t realise she was having a period; claiming she must have skilfully removed the tampon in the dark, unnoticed before making out. It wasn’t till visiting the bathroom that he got some idea; on his way back, still in the dark, he trod on something small, cold and wet near the bed and prayed it was a tea bag. However, if he hadn’t realised then, he sure got the picture the following morning when he peered at his face in the mirror! |