Have a job that involves your dick?

tigerwolf: [quote author=jonb link=board=meetgreet;num=1076170991;start=0#14 date=02/12/04 at 22:21:07]
Well, you're more likely to get converts as something other than a Falwellian cliche. LOL But gay couples have one advantage: No mind games.[/quote]

Oh god. Don't EVER say that. There are more f'ing mind games in gay society than you think. *lol*

Its just a little more upfront and less beating around the bush, I find. :)

serj: I don't think that I would have gotten into the job I'm in if it wasn't for my dick also. I found out about penis enlargement from an ad in Maxim for VigRG. I took it and had over 2 inches in increase, I went from a 6 to 8+ and I got realy excited about that. I think that's the only reason why I started the product comparison company that I run now.

And here I thought only women did that, and women knew that she also knows the same mind games. LOL (I swear there's something about the Y chromosome that destroys the part of the brain responsible for such trick questions as 'Do I look fat in this?')

austin-dude: The comedian in your joke is Ron White. He was on Comedy Central last week. I heard the same one and I had to write it down (thank you ReplayTV and TiVo).

Ron is very "country," hick like if you will. That is the context of this joke. He's from Texas, and apparently grew up and still hangs out with a bunch of "bubbas."

http://www.comedycontact.com/white.html

Billy Bob: That's so gay. I hate gays.

Ron: We're all gay, just to what extent.

Billy Bob: I'm not gay. I'm not gay at all.

Ron: Yeah you are and I'll prove it to ya.

Billy Bob: Alright prove it to me.

Ron: You like porn?

Billy Bob: Yeah I love porn. You know that.

Ron: Do you only watch scenes with 2 women together?

Billy Bob: No I watch a man and a woman making love.

Ron: Do you like the guy to have a small half-flacid penis?

Billy Bob: No, I like BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS!

[A long pause...]

Billy Bob: I did not know that about myself.

[quote author=austin-dude link=board=meetgreet;num=1076170991;start=0#18 date=02/14/04 at 0827]

Ron: Do you like the guy to have a small half-flacid penis?

Billy Bob: No, I like BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS!

[A long pause...]

Billy Bob: *I did not know that about myself.[/quote]

It goes along with my way of thinking that since we are sociable people, we 'like' both sexes and it's just a matter of degrees determining what label we acquire. ::)

Luke

tigerwolf: Speak for yerself Luke. :P I dont' like women. :P

Any time we generalize about people, we're cruising for a bruising, tigerwolf, b/c there are so often exceptions. But when I say a matter of degrees, the bell curve can run from 0 to 100, you know. Does this help explain "my way of thinking?"

L

I don't agree with a lot of what tiggerwoof posts ... okay, I don't agree with most of what he posts ... but he never spoke truer words than these:

[quote author=tigerwolf link=board=meetgreet;num=1076170991;start=0#15 date=02/12/04 at 23:00:39]There are more f'ing mind games in gay society than you think. [/quote]

However, there's a difference between gay man headgames and man/woman headgames:

I'm a man; he's a man. Be he a brutish Neanderthal or a shrill, lisping queen, he's still a man, and I understand how a man's mind works. I understand the rules of the game. If there's a mind game going on, I realise it. Face it, men tend not to be very complicated creatures, and we know our own kind.
But I don't understand the workings of a woman's mind. Don't get me wrong; I have women friends, and women have my respect, but that that doesn't mean I have a clue what goes on in their minds. I don't understand their rules (if there are rules [?]), and I'm likely to miss the subtle clues that there's something amiss.
I think I prefer man/man mind games. At least we're on equal ground.

tigerwolf: [quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=meetgreet;num=1076170991;start=20#22 date=02/15/04 at 1335]I don't agree with a lot of what tiggerwoof posts ... okay, I don't agree with most of what he posts ... but he never spoke truer words than these:


However, there's a difference between gay man headgames and man/woman headgames:

I'm a man; he's a man. Be he a brutish Neanderthal or a shrill, lisping queen, he's still a man, and I understand how a man's mind works. I understand the rules of the game. If there's a mind game going on, I realise it. Face it, men tend not to be very complicated creatures, and we know our own kind.
But I don't understand the workings of a woman's mind. Don't get me wrong; I have women friends, and women have my respect, but that that doesn't mean I have a clue what goes on in their minds. I don't understand their rules (if there are rules [?]), and I'm likely to miss the subtle clues that there's something amiss.
I think I prefer man/man mind games. At least we're on equal ground. *
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Oh dude, I TOTALLY agree there. That's why my female friends are, as we call it, man-wired in the head. I find it a lot easier to figure out what a man wants as well. Considering 90% of the time its "Sex sex sex sex sex". *lol*