Monster, I wish you hadn't said that you are smooth from waist down - How I'd like to see that... Pheww! I get hard just from your profile pic...

Hair is a turn on too - Tom selleck from the Magnum PI years...

Monster, you don't have to apologise for how smooth or hairy you are. Either way (imagining) the experience of undressing you to reveal your naked flesh has me feeling harder than John Mclane...