Lets Get Acquainted

bobby321: GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR BEING SELFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHY are you big guys only interested in each other????? THIS IS CALLED COLLECTIVE DISCRIMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR IT !!!!!! ASK THE POPE IN ROME , he is on my side!!

Javierdude22: Don't blasfemise please..your presence alone is bad enough

According to His Holiness, "I just agreed with the whining little bitch Roberto so he would shut the fuck up. He works my last papal nerve."

Well, that's a long distance call from here, so I asked the Pope down the street (Joe Pope - he's my lawyer) and he said,

"That'll be $145, up front."

So I'll just have to take Jacinto's word for it.

Pecker

ROTFLMAO!

You guys!

I'm Gus.

Some friends call me "Dizzy" because I have suffered a few concussions from playing hockey.

I live near Dallas, Texas. No I am not a cowboy. I don't own boots or a belt buckle or a horse.

32 years old. Single and happy.

6'4" and anywhere between 195 and 210 pounds.

Black hair. (Not as long as it once was though...No more mop head!)

Blue eyes.

I work out 5-6 times a week. I like how it makes me look. I also play hockey 3-4 times a week.

I am the youngest of six children.

I make my living playing poker. Both online and live games. And I give some of my winnings to my Mom, who is an investment banker, and she works her magic and makes me MORE money. Go Mom!

I graduated with honors from college.

I have taken a gourmet cooking class and I read books to little kids at a couple of bookstores near me.

For fun I play hockey (duh), waterski, skydive, and do things with my teammates.

And now the good stuff:

Shoe size - 13 (haha)

No hair on my body except the top of my head, my treasure trail and closely clipped pubes.

Dick - 5-6" soft and 10.5" hard. And my daily jelquing is paying off because I am now 6.5" at the base around when hard.

I am 95% straight. I have now had sex with about 50 girls, and probably three times that many have now sucked my dick. Three guys have given me head and I have actually had sex with one guy. I have never been penetrated nor will I be.

I have done just about everything sexually - girl/girl/boy, boy/girl/boy with front and back and DP, gangbangs (with about 10 hockey teammates), and orgies (again with teammates). I have been rimmed, spanked, jacked off (A LOT!), handcuffed, been walked in on a few times, had chocolate syrup licked off my body and had a few margaritas drank out of my bellybutton.

My favorite situation is boy/girl/boy where I am in front getting head and watching my friend drill the girl. I like seeing facial expressions!

I like a girl that has pretty eyes, nice teeth, big tits, and a firm body. Hair color and length doesn't really matter as long as its clean and groomed.

Lost virginity at 14. Oldest I've had was 38 when I was 19 (she was a hot MILF). Youngest I've had was recently a hot 18 year old with the biggest tits I've ever seen.

I have also been intentionally celibate for months at a time. Funny thing is that when I do that I have more pussy thrown at me than EVER!

I am also very affectionate and I play a lot of grabass with people of both sexes. I hug and kiss guys (yes, I kiss guys on the lips) and I let girls grope all over me.

I guess that's it. I'll mostly lurk but I will post once in a while.

B) Gus

If three guys gave you head, you 'actually had sex' with those three guys. Oral SEX is still SEX (hence the use of the word sex in the term), regardless of what Clinton claimed.

If three guys gave you head, you 'actually had sex' with those three guys. Oral SEX is still SEX (hence the use of the word sex in the term), regardless of what Clinton claimed. [/b][/quote]
LOL...

Well you KNOW what I mean.

B) Gus

PS - New boards look cool!

Yeah, I do KNOW what you mean, but it's one of my pet peeves. Every time I give or receive head, I know I'm 'having sex'. :D

BRMSTN69: age;32
ht;5'9"
wt;185
build;stocky(not really fat just stocky)
hair;auburn(military cut)
eyes;brown
penis sise; 7"x5.5"
shoe size;10E
sexual orentation;gay(100% versital & Ihave been known to switch-hit on occasion)
hobbies;arctiture,cars,wresteling,movies,books(big Ann Rice fan),paintball,Diablo(the game),erotic fiction,porn

I'm not a slut but I do have a wild streak and love to tease. I also have a very active fantisy life,doing all those things its just not safe to do these days in my mind instead of in reality.
Yes I'm into safe sex>I watched my moms best friend die of AID's and was scared to have sex for 3 years,but I'm over it now

A more detailed list of my sex intrest can be found on my proifile.

Yeah, I do KNOW what you mean, but it's one of my pet peeves. Every time I give or receive head, I know I'm 'having sex'. :D [/b][/quote]
Ah, the "All gay sex is anal" argument, with the corollary "What do lesbians do?"

Here goes

Real Name: Kenny

Age: 22 (but turning 23 in a few days)

Location: Georgia (mainly Atlanta and Augusta)

Height: 5' 11''

Weight: 167

Build: Slim/Athletic

Penis Size: 8.5 x 6.25 cut



Shoe size: 11

Race: black

Eye color: dark brown

Sexual Orientation: Hetero (and always sexually charged. Just ask the girlfriend)



Hobbies: Basketball (college and pro) Football (college and pro). Physics and astronomy, Computers and Video games, Movies, hanging with the gf, Chess, Politics, Politics, Politics. (Southern Democrat, but more like the OLD zell miller, not the NEW zell miller) also, I enjoy anything about Georgia Tech (yeah, Im a Ramblin Wreck, so to HELL with Georgia)

Any other information you require? Just ask.

Ken

whato1986: Age: 18
Location: UK
Height: 6'4''
Weight: 84kg
Build: Toned and Muscular,
Penis: soft=6x5/hard=8.5x6.5
Shoe: 15 (UK size)
Descent: Scottish,English
Complexion: slight tan
Hobbies: playing in a band (Bass and guitar), tennis, partying, 'chillin' with friends, basketball
Orientation: Straight

Age: legal
location: USA
height: 5'4"
Build: womanly
P.S. minus digits ( don't have one!)
Descent: Scotch/Irish, greek, mohawk indian, african
Complexion: light olive
eye color: hazel/green
Hair color: brown with streaks
Hobbies: Art,Music, reading, writing , theatre, antiques
Gender: female
Orientation: heterosexual

Age: 28

Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada

Weight: 173
Build: Athletic, lean, toned, swimmer
Body: Smooth, 5 tattoos, couple piercings

Penis size: 5" and thick soft, 9.5"x 6.5" cut and veiny hard.

Shoe size: 12.5(US)
Race: 100% Irish
Eye color: Dark Brown
Complexion: Fair/Tanned

Hobbies: Gym,Hiking,Boarding/skiing,MartialArts,Cooking,MountainBiking,travel
J/O...

Sexual Orientation: Bi-sex

http://gaydar.co.uk/jangel25