A group of my friends have a discussion board (not about sex topics) and a few days ago someone posted the article about heidi klum revealing that the first thing that attracted her to seal was his "package" which made her say "wow".

So a few days ago this cute girl who's on that discussion board and I are hanging out and we're talking about haloween costumes (we are at her house). so she suggests I try on this big hair wig and this tight short speedo-type thing to be David Lee Roth.

at first i said i didn't want to but then i decided why not. so i put the wig on and the shorts, and they are tight and it's very clear what I have down there.

so i come out, and this girl gets bright red and so embarrased.

so a while later we're hanging out and i ask if she thinks i'll get girls with that outfit...

she says "oh yeah"

i said "really?"

she goes "all I have to say is this: you remember that post I had about seal and why heidi klum liked him...well, WOW"