PLEASE, before you ask to be my "FRIEND", at least say "hi". Don't just "collect" me as a friend. I actually have some exchange with those in my list. Ya know, like, we're FRIENDS.
Oh, sure, now that I'm bending over, I've got your attention. Where were you 5 minutes ago, when I was being brilliant?
"I'm not really a whore, I just play one on the Internet." -me