And then, he strapped on his cape (yes, CAPE) and flew out of the room to save this ridiculous attractive Southeast Asian girl from the clutches of an evil-doer named Obama Sin-Laden. As he was holding her and flying her back to his lair, the cock-cave, he looked at her perky nipples poking through her thin shirt (probably from how cold it is in the upper atmosphere) and popped a 13-inch mega-hardon. Of course she noticed and as soon as they landed, she grabbed the nearest lady off the street and forced him to fly around with her a little bit. Sufficed to say, the streets ran with super-sperm for the next week.

Truly an amazing man!