Eh, I tried a few times on one friend and it was great, but then tried it on another homophobic friend.. turned out he had a TINY penis, as I had suspected. Anyway, he told basically everyone I've ever met, and it gets spread around a SHITLOAD.

Basically ruined the last four months of my life, and will probably continue to do so for months to come, so be weary who you try this on..