Haha!!!! LOL. What a funny question! The worst place to go for a dump is in Germany, the toilets have a ledge which is higher than the water level in a british toilet, there's no way you can sit down without it touching the bottom, you have to develop a kind of hovering technique!

haha.
British toilets can be annoying too, if you sit down normally then your dick touches the side of the bowl at the front, you have to slightly lean forward and shift backwards a bit.
I'm sure you can all sleep easy tonight now!
