Well, I'm hetero-sexual but I guess I just found out I'm homo-technical.

I'm a musician and you can't beat a Mac for its music capabilities. Had a PC up to three years ago to do the same thing, but Mac does it right out of the box.

I think a PC is female and a Mac is male.

The PC has so many buttons and switches to make it work, just like a woman. Like flying a 747.

But a Mac has one button on the mouse, just like a guy - one button will do it.