Fill in the blank...I am so glad I am not.....

no thinking required...just the first thing that comes to mind

a political jersey-wearer

I am so glad that I'm not dead!

A Salman Rushdie look-alike.

Dead. <yet>

in jail

Emo

American . Only kidding, even I can think of many many many things infinitely worse than that. Texan for example.

I miss HazelGod.

I am so glad I am not.....
Republican - I don't hate Republicans. I just don't understand them, same way I feel about algebra.
a teenager - I hated it the first time, why torture myself twice.
obese - yeah, I'm shallow but y'all knew that already.

I know what you mean. It's like an A is the same as but not quite equal to B kind of thing

a Pharisee.

closed-minded...