I don't really think about PMing anyone on here and I don't do the chat thing...I don't think that anyone really wants to talk to me outside of the forum anyway so I've not got any to share.

However, on aim I've gotten some weird requests.

One guy said

"I live in ________. I want you to come over and piss down my throat."

I hadn't even specified what I was into, nor did I want to piss down his throat.