I was about to call bullshit on all of you, until I saw this picture. Where the heck do you get such tiny toilet paper rolls? Do they sell them at stores for men who are insecure about the size of their wangs along with 5" rulers, extra slim beer cans, and medium sized Trojan XLs? The TP rolls in my house are huge, and though I haven't actually tried, erect I'm pretty sure I could squeeze into one. I also don't believe for a second there's any here other than a minuscule handful that could not.