Ask a Cow Anything, Part 2

Yay! Thanks Ricky

This could be the new ask a cow if anyone wants to ask me anything... it will save Rob some space on the server

Hi DC, From DC,
Do cows get Labor Day off in the US?
As a matter of fact, do cows get any holidays off?

Moosic to my ears

We don't get holidays so that you humans can get your milk!

*incoherently grumbles about the human race*

I am the dancing cow, whose milk is sweet, older-than seventeen
Dancing cow, feel the beat from the milking machi-i-ineee.

Hellow!!!!!!

Okey, now what, I said hellow...

Hello!

I'm going to ask for this to be retitled to "Ask a cow - the sequel!" and for the original thread to be locked... it will save Rob some server space, since longer threads use more technologyspacestuff than shorter ones

is sequel what cows eat for dinner?

Have you been spying on me eating breakfast?

Well I will gladly drink soy today so you can go frolicking in the clover!
Love ya Cow.

Dumbcow, I saw in a magazine yesterday that the little US state of Vermont has 1:2 cow-to-human ration ... the highest in this country.

Do cows have a secret plan ... in places like Vermont where they have large numbers compared to people ... to take over human political systems as the first step in your evil plan to rule the world?

Well you might have changed the name of this thread - but I'd like to say hello to my favourite cow anyways

Hello Ermentrude

YouTube - THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT - ORIGINAL BBC 1970's EPISODE

WWaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh i go away fr 24hrs ONLY and my WHOLE Life has Changed..??? haha
(Beeuuuuutiful)

Anyway Dc'
I have offered the Penis Part of yr bi-sexuality --if yr part Bull -- to Mr Hjartarson
So you will be Imortalised .. forever
(Hope he accepts ..whatever size it is .. and yr all OK' with it)
enz

Museum wows visitors with 70kg penis

May 20 2008 at 10:52AM

News - Front Page: Museum wows visitors with 70kg penis


By Bob Strong
Husavik, Iceland - Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.
Hjartarson is the founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.

He said he began collecting penises 24 years ago, when working as a school administrator, with little notion he would one day be running a museum devoted to the subject.

Link to original - Ask a cow anything

Awww thats so sweet!

*frolicks in clover*

You certainly are a clever human to figure that out Yes, it's all part of the greater plan which is halfway through (barack Obama, John McCain, Hillary and the rest are all cows dressed as humans)

Bur, I wouldn't call it evil as such... we are saving you humans from messing the world up.

The Magic Roundabout Ermentrude seems fairly mad in that clip... how did you know I was Ermentrude? I tried to cover up my failed acting career.

Oh my alfalfa. That is one... odd exibit... But of course my penis can me donated to the project I'll show that sperm whale who the biggest animal is

Okay cow now here's the thing. I had just finished eating my beef...er, I mean goat meat sanwich and was noting that Gustav was approaching and they even showed video of Key West-oh what I would have given to be Ernest Hemingway's love toy-

Well I had eaten the food and was ready for some internet action. I got on line and raced here (well, I detoured in 4 other places first) and then I decided to see how things were in cow-world. It was then I saw the horrifying lock! I was quite bothered and considered skipping the Labor Day barbecue when I decided to read the last post in your thread. It was then I saw that a new thread had been opened.

Were you aware of this before it happened? How will people locate you?

Why is there a slice of cheese on my keyboard? Oh, never mind it was Swiss.

Cow? Are you there?