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YesButNoButYes: Fish in Penis "Accident" Yes, you will wince when you read this story. I do not think my 14-year-old brain was ever not thinking of sex, and I used to think there were no

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Old 08-25-2008   #1 (permalink)
Captain Elephant is offline
Fish in penis "accident"

YesButNoButYes: Fish in Penis "Accident"

Yes, you will wince when you read this story. I do not think my 14-year-old brain was ever not thinking of sex, and I used to think there were no limits to what I would do to pleasure myself. This, however, never entered my mind.
 
Old 08-25-2008   #2 (permalink)
jason_els is offline

At least it wasn't a candiru!
 
Old 08-25-2008   #3 (permalink)
Gl3nn is offline

You read my mind Jason!
 
Old 08-27-2008   #4 (permalink)
RandyL is offline
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They mentioned this in the Tom Berenger movie "Sniper". The first one. When they are hiding in the water, Tom Berenger says not to take a piss because something will swim up your dick.

Your dickhole isn't a huge opening (at least mine isn't, unlike the people who slide pens up their pisshole), so I have a hard time seeing how a fish is going to get in there and you don't notice it.
 
Old 08-27-2008   #5 (permalink)
senor rubirosa is offline

Somewhere, travel writer Redmond O'Hanlon talks about some kind of creature of the river that swims up the male ureter and then sticks out bristles that make it impossible to pull the thing out.
I wonder if it was the candiru.
There was only one solution, albeit a simple one.
Amputation.
 
Old 08-27-2008   #6 (permalink)
Kodak101 is offline

Team Venture!
 
Old 08-28-2008   #7 (permalink)
sykray is online now

Randy, the candiru is a very small thin fish. It is attracted by the smell/taste of urine. You usually feel it enter your urethra. As senor rubirosa says the traditional treatment is penile amputation.
 
Old 08-28-2008   #8 (permalink)
SpeedoMike is offline

I think this story needs to be checked in Snopes; it sounds like an urban legend. I doubt anything larger than a sperm can navigate upriver.
 
Old 08-28-2008   #9 (permalink)
Ed69 is offline

Good luck with that doubt Mike,the rest of us live in the real world.
 
Old 08-28-2008   #10 (permalink)
ManlyBanisters is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by SpeedoMike View Post
I think this story needs to be checked in Snopes; it sounds like an urban legend. I doubt anything larger than a sperm can navigate upriver.
Really? I suggest you google 'sounding'.
 
Old 08-28-2008   #11 (permalink)
Captain Elephant is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by SpeedoMike View Post
I think this story needs to be checked in Snopes; it sounds like an urban legend. I doubt anything larger than a sperm can navigate upriver.

Shit, salmon sperm?
 
Old 08-28-2008   #12 (permalink)
eastbaydude is offline

I spent a week at an Amazon lodge last year. Our guide told us about the Candirú fish. I disn't beleive him but still didn't piss in the water. When I got back, I looked it up. Buddy, it's all real. Rare, but real
 
Old 08-28-2008   #13 (permalink)
Think_Kink is offline

Yikes!
 
Old 08-28-2008   #14 (permalink)
mjcp is offline

Grey's Anatomy did an episode on it last year, no? It sounds all urban-mythy, but I kinda believe it.
 
Old 08-28-2008   #15 (permalink)
nicenycdick is offline

The Candirú fish does, in fact, exist and is attracted to urine. It is found in the Amazon River, mostly at its junction with the Rio Negro. It is a small, parasitic fish and it's usual prey are other river fish. It senses the urea that the fish exudes from its gills and lodges itself in those gills and bores for a blood vessel, attaching itself with its spiney exterior. It has been known to attack humans and can enter the urethra, the anus and, yes, the penis. Although this is rare, it can not survive inside the human body, but can cause infection and extreme discomfort. Because of it's spines, it is difficult to dislodge without surgery, although the locals have a mixture of fruits and berries that will supposedly kill and dissolve the fish. There is a myth that it can travel up a urine stream to enter the penis, but this has been determined to be impossible.
 

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