The opening day was filled with excitement, and the very real feeling that something beautiful was about to take place, something important. My first six students were all seated in the lobby classroom, in a semi-circle around the front of the room, which featured a whiteboard and an elevated couch that served as a demonstration table. The three aides and Nick were in the back of the room, looking on with excited smiles on their faces. I stood up after taking role and gave a short introduction before going right into the very first theory lesson:

“Ladies, I want to welcome you all to the very first class of the Size Academy. Today marks the very first day of your new education, an education that, I hope, will be a lifelong process of learning. All of you are here today for one reason. You are here because you know that not all men are created equal. You are here because you have experienced a power that is stronger than a pretty face, stronger than a charming compliment, and stronger than any gifts that a man could ever give you. You know that there is more to sex than the swaying of the hips and the kissing of the lips. You are here because Size Matters.

“None of you can forget the first time you met a guy who had a big dick. We all remember that feeling we got when we first tried to put our hands around it, how we stammered a compliment and pretended that we weren’t scared of it. You knew at that moment how much of a privilege it was to be with a well-endowed man, how much respect and admiration you felt for him. At that moment, you felt a whiff of the ancient religion that has been buried beneath centuries of denial: you knew what it meant to worship size.”

“For these next three weeks, you are going to learn what it truly means to engage in that worship. You are going to bury yourselves in your newfound purpose in life- for the next three weeks, your only goal is to learn how to pleasure big cocks, to bring honor and respect to the owners of them, and to show them how much of your fear and sacrifice they deserve. You are going to learn how to absorb their power, to cultivate their power, to use their power to heighten pleasure and achieve a new level of enjoyment. You are going to work with the most superior men in the human race- the men with the largest dicks, and you will learn to become the most superior women: the women that best know how to pleasure them. My dear students, for these next few weeks, you are going to learn to become size queens.”

I looked around the room and paused. The faces of all six of the girls were glowing with excitement. It was as if I had articulated what they had always felt and dreamed about, but could never speak of until now, like I had opened the floodgates to release a flow of energy and passion from their minds and bodies. The aides in the back looked captivated, as if I was explaining what they had always known about themselves but had never had the permission to express. The air was electric. This is going to be a great semester, I thought.