Just had a 7.5" long, 6 inch thick....

...shit come out of my ass!! Man what a session.

I had a big lunch the day before from my other job, I got home late so the turd was packed into my rectum real good. I sat down, a few little turdlettes shot out at first, enthusiastically "ker-plunking" into the water. that was the pre-show. Then I felt this lumbering mass parked just behind my anus... It took a few grunts, a few escaping fartlettes to poo this thing out.

I felt my anus expand to gay-envying dilation. Then the healthy snapping of my non gay virgin ass caused the turd to jettison out causing a tsunami like wave to travel excitedly all around the toilet. All that was left to do was to wipe the backsplash from my ass, turn and observe my accomplishment. Watching the toilet barely able to accommodate the flushing of the colon-sculpture was almost arousing

lmfao
great story!!

nothin like a big shit.. honestly.. one of the best feelings ever is a nice big shit, where u can feel that you really emptied yourself, i hate those half shit, where it sucks back up into you and you gota wait a few hours for the rest to come out, nothing more satisfying than that empty feeling after a huge shjit!!

Nothing like bludgeoning a toilet with a nice compacted turd!

It really is quite satisfying to take a one wipe dump! They just don't come along that often! Thanks for sharing the amusing tale!

too fukin' funny. u guys are crakin' me up. But DAMN, i KNOW whatcha mean. Whew!

Holy crap that was hilarious.

That is the best feeling--a long hard one coming out!!Ive had some more than a foot long before

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keep them coming!!!

jk

I gues this thread was started to be humourous but honestly it's grossing me out!

One Nation, united in porcelain.....

The best part is cleaning yourself out for a long night of being fucked. Then sitting on the toilet the morning after and farting out all the air pockets and blasting a few turdletts along with the residue of lube that globs out at the end of the session.

One of the funniest posts I've seen in a while.

Ha ha . . . poop.

That shit sounds to be at least 2 Courics!

A "Couric" is a unit of turd size? Oh, you are WICKED!

load off your mind huh....