Just had a 7.5" long, 6 inch thick....

lmfao

what does it mean?

I didn't save it. But here's the link to Bangedup

Thanks to everybody for sharing...LMFAO!!! It really hit me just at a moment when I was unsuspecting and it moved my bowels into the Lock & Load position, so when I download, I'm sure I'll burst out laughing and GF will ask what I'm laughing about and I'll just telll her, "oh, nothing..." as this site is not shared with her...yet! I will add that I have plugged the crapper up a number of times and yes, that damn log stretches the hell out of my brown eye, but when it falls and the KER-PLUNK we all wait for echoes up the bowl and into the bathroom, that empty feeling we're left with, is like no other. Kinda cleans out the playroom, as it were...Thanks again

the best pipe cleaner for me seems to be wine and sushi

i forget where i originally heard this quote but:


"there's nothing as overrated as a bad fuck, and nothing as underrated as a good shit"

Many years ago, on alt.buddha.short.fat.guy, a guy posted about how enlightenment can be achieved by means of a good cigar and a foot-long bowel-movement into an American Standard porcelane toilet-bowl. I think he might have been right.