I love the one drop shits where it all comes out at once in one huge dry compact package where you only have wipe once or twice.
These are quite preferable to the messy wet shits, where you sit there gyrating on the hopper for a half hour or longer, trying to shake off a hanger that won't drop, and you're forced to start wiping using who knows how much toilet paper.
Not only that, with too much shit on the paper, the shit, being so slick and messy, any paper can sometimes slip off of your ass, and shit winds up on the back of your toilet seat.
Close attention must be paid to this, and cleaned before your significant other sees it. That is,unless they like that kind of thing. And believe me, some do.
But there is no question, that the big solid drier shits go much easier on the septic system and you.
Also, be mindful that, (and I know it's a tragedy) that your huge and outstanding work of art must be flushed before any wiping takes place so that your toilet doesn't overflow.
Or, if you have a Tupperware container on hand, you can keep it frozen in the freezer to showoff at parties and special gatherings at a later date.
Shits like these, are great conversation pieces that you can also trade with friends.
One more thing..in the case of a messy shit,DO NOT USE CHARMIN to wipe, because it's too thick, it will most likely clog up your toilet, leaving the messy shit, and piss water to overflow all over the bathroom floor or worse. Not to mention all the dingleberries that come with using Charmin.
I don't care what the poo bears (pun intended) on the Charmin commercial tell you, I repeat..DO NOT USE CHARMIN!.
These bears are only out to make a quick buck and really don't care about you.
Well, there are my two cents on wet and dry shits, and how to avoid any problems.These few steps can add to this wonderful rare experience.
I hope you've enjoyed reading this as much I've I enjoyed writing it for you, and maybe you've picked up some very valuable information in the art of asswiping.
It's not as easy as it looks.
If you follow these methods you'll make yourself, your family and friends very proud.
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